The post that crawled from the primordial post soup:

I was cleaning out my archive folders and found this picture of me with my “1'st lady” [AKA “Mom”] after a race… so I am posting it here to forever go down in the annals of this page, as a standing testament to what it could have been… instead of the spiraling degradation that it will swiftly undergo, to become what will one day probably be used in ‘Web-designer’ schools as a visual aid in “What not to do to an innocent webpage against its will - 101.” Yes good folks, basten yer safety felts, the ride from here on will be designated all downhill and under the influence… promise.



(Some of the individuals in the above photo are in the witness protection program, therefore their eyes have been replaced with little black bars, so that it will be impossible to recognize them. Sure the procedure hurt a little, and now they constantly bump into furniture… but on the upside, their other four senses have been enhanced to superhuman levels.)